You're viewing an archive of David Simmons-Duffin's website from June 2003 - December 2008.

Look how the young pun page dances and cavorts happily with its mother, unaware of the lurking dangerous phrases that will soon scar its face, possibly dooming it to the "Things by Which We are Amused" section...

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Lettuce now explore the old pun of yore. These links hold the lore. Go forth, and adore. (those who wish to remind the author that rhyming and punning aren't the same chore, please see the about me page, starting at "that's pretty much what I'm going for")

Note: Due to general lack of success of the "Stand-Alone Pun" section, we have replaced it with this Quotes List.